Thursday, October 13, 2011

Second



Leave it to chance. October 13 2011.

Delicious


You went to work. I went to library. My phone broke.
You couldn't reach me. When I came home at 8PM
you were there. I was so happy to see you so early!
You looked gloomy, talking to your wife,
and never smiled at me.
Then you said you called 20 times and was worrying about me all day.
You found an excuse and left your job,
and ran home.
Ashkim, you're so delicious.It means so much to me...

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Priceless






Today you wanted to bring me something tasty.
I asked for hazelnut waffles and kiwi.
You came back with 2 bags.
You brought me 3 packs of hazelnut waffles,
bunch of kiwis, marmelade, Turkish cookies,
some spinach thing... That's my Turkish man -
you ask him one thing, he'll get you ten times more.
If accountants are like that in Turkey,
what about regular guys? :)

Tokio


You took me to Japanese restaurant next day after hurricane.
You said you like Japanese culture, design and people.
I was so happy to hear it.
Because I love it too. I want my house to be decorated
in Oriental style. I want little chairs in the form of sushi.
I want little round table so everyone sits on the floor.
I want cherry flowers painted on the walls and doors.
You said we'll travel to Tokio some day together with you.
I never heard anything more beautiful than this before :)

Edison


You wanted sex. I told you that you should
direct this energy to create something useful,
all great scientists or musicians used
their sexual drive to create masterpieces.

When we finally were making sex, you suddenly said:
"It's a good thing Edison didn't use this energy
right way. Otherwise we'd still sit in the dark."

We laughed, and then I went to do manicure.
And was laughing in front of the manicurist
cause I remembered your joke.
And minute later you called me and reminded about it.
You were surprised yourself how did you make that
joke in the middle of sex?

I think you could manage to direct little bit of that energy
to create something funny. You found a "golden middle" -
when you have sex and create something at the same time :)

Sofi Loren


We chated on the bench at the beach.
You said there's a Turkish actor who was washing cars in US,
but when he came back to Turkey he became a famous actor.
"He was even kissing with Sharon Stone!" - you said with big eyes.
"But she is like 50 years old..." - I meant it must not be a best kiss in his life.
"Yes, but still..."
"May be next year he'll kiss Sofi Loren?"
And we laughed. You said:
"This is Julia!"
You think your friend and I are very similar
because we both make you laugh.