Edison

You wanted sex. I told you that you should
direct this energy to create something useful,
all great scientists or musicians used
their sexual drive to create masterpieces.

When we finally were making sex, you suddenly said:
"It's a good thing Edison didn't use this energy
right way. Otherwise we'd still sit in the dark."

We laughed, and then I went to do manicure.
And was laughing in front of the manicurist
cause I remembered your joke.
And minute later you called me and reminded about it.
You were surprised yourself how did you make that
joke in the middle of sex?

I think you could manage to direct little bit of that energy
to create something funny. You found a "golden middle" -
when you have sex and create something at the same time :)